accadacca
Joined: 02 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:22 pm Post subject: Christmas Shopping |
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you being charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early sir," replied the defendant.
"Well, that's not a crime," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," answered the prisoner. |
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