Bogley

[packfish]

>>> A father walks into a bookstore with his young son.  The boy is
>>> holding a nickel. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in
>>> the face.
>>>
>>> The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickel and starts
>>> panicking, shouting for help.  
>>> A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
>>> business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
>>> sipping a cup of coffee.  At the sound of the commotion, she looks
>>> up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places
>>> it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
>>> unhurried, across the book store.
>>>
>>> Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
>>> the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
>>> and then ever so firmly.  After a few seconds the boy convulses
>>> violently and coughs up the nickel, which the woman deftly catches
>>> in her free hand.
>>>
>>> Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
>>> father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a
>>> word.
>>>
>>> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
>>> father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
>>> 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
>>> fantastic. Are you a doctor?'
>>>
>>> 'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'.