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the_amazing_fartman
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:22 pm Post subject: Here I am UUTAH! |
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| Hello all! Here I am....YOUR very own superhero! I am here to restore order and battle the forces of evil :nono: with my noxious fumes! :twisted: Evil cannot hide from me! :flamer: |
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Jaxx
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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| welcome! What do you use to fuel your flatulence. I guess you probably don't want to say since evil doers would be able to take away your powers if you did. |
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the_amazing_fartman
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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Jaxx wrote: welcome! What do you use to fuel your flatulence. I guess you probably don't want to say since evil doers would be able to take away your powers if you did.
Young son, I was blessed with the gift of super noxious gas, which can be aimed up to 30 feet with with dead on accuracy in order to completely overcome a person. The potency of my flatulence can be increased 10 times supplemented with my super secret concoction.
You can rest at ease UUTAH, as I will be looking over your forum, and I will come to the rescue whenever evil is sensed! HAVE NO FEAR, THE AMAZING FARTMAN IS HERE!!! :bootyshake:
~TAF |
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davis_b_1
Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Posts: 1445
Location: On www.bogley.com
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| Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Welcome Fartman, we need a superhero :2thumbs: :nod: |
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live2ride
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 1139
Location: Riding my bike
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| Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Hello shartman, I mean fartman :roflol: Welcome to the site |
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Sombeech
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
Posts: 12231
Location: The Rubbish Bin
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| Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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:lol8: Welcome.
....your secret is safe with me. :2thumbs: |
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accadacca
Joined: 02 Dec 2004
Posts: 7723
Location: On Your Screen
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| Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Ah man I thought I smelt something. Stinky SOB. Welcome, I guess. :haha: |
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the_amazing_fartman
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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live2ride wrote: Hello shartman, I mean fartman :roflol: Welcome to the site
Fartman has estimated that less than 3% of his deadly emissions release result in a misfire...AKA...a shart....so fear not of your superhero's abilities. However, fartman does carry extra pairs of underwear on his utility belt!
Thank you for the warm welcome civilians! Your lives are closely safeguarded by me and my SUPERHERO ABILITIES!!! PPPPPRRRRR-----FFFFFF-----RRRAAAAAARRPPP!!!
~TAF over and out |
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sparker1
Joined: 31 Dec 2006
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Location: St. Petersburg, FL
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| Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:27 am Post subject: |
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| Now, who prayed for this? Just what we need, another gaseous one. Welcome anyway. :bootyshake: |
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