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Iceaxe
Joined: 07 Mar 2005
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Location: Utahahaha
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| Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:04 pm Post subject: Marriage... |
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The husband had just finished reading a book entitled "You Can Be The Man of Your House".
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go up stairs with me and we will have the kind of sex I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands and fluff my pillows and make me comfortable for a good night's sleep .Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f**kin' funeral director would be my first guess." |
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tanya
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
Posts: 5158
Location: East side of Zion NP - Mt. Carmel Jct.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:49 pm Post subject: Re: Marriage... |
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Iceaxe wrote: The husband had just finished reading a book entitled "You Can Be The Man of Your House".
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go up stairs with me and we will have the kind of sex I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands and fluff my pillows and make me comfortable for a good night's sleep
Sounds Fun :haha: |
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