deathcricket
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 556
Location: St George
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:53 am Post subject: Biker Bar |
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If your easily offended stop reading now.... it's not real bad but could be crossing the line for some people....
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks
into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up
to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally
attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of
farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help
you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young
lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands really good,
I want a cheeseburger." |
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