packfish
Joined: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 280
Location: Cache Valley
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:03 am Post subject: Wefare |
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At The Welfare Office
A guy walks into the local welfare office for his check,
marches straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her
overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary
is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bull shittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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