Bogley

[ilove2hunt]

An airplane is about to crash; there are 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. I can't afford to die." So he takes the first pack and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, John Kerry says, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America. I could be my party's nominee for president, again." So he grabs the pack next to him and jumps.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton says, "I am the wife of the former president of the United States, and a senator from New York and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in the history of the United States, so America's people don't want me to die." She takes the pack next to her and jumps out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, looks at the fifth
passenger, a 10-year old schoolgirl, and says, "I have lived a full
life, and served my country well. I will sacrifice my life and let you
have the last parachute." The girl says, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my school backpack."

[MTpockets]

hooo ya. :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

[DiscGo]

:roflol:

[wingman]

That's strange, when i heard this one it was the kid saying to the pope not to worry because the leader of the free world (Bush) took his backpack and jumped. I guess it goes whatever way you want it... :haha: