ilove2hunt
Joined: 19 Feb 2007
Posts: 28
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| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:37 pm Post subject: another Blonde Joke... |
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 foot 175Lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The Woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, No . . . Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times! |
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