packfish
Joined: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 304
Location: Cache Valley
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:05 am Post subject: Mermaid |
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A guy went into a bar and ordered a drink. Looking around, he saw a
man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball! He walked
over to him and said, "Excuse me, sir, I don't mean to be rude but I
noticed you have a very small head. Is it a birth defect?" The man
replied "No, I got this in the war. My ship was torpedoed by the
Germans in WWII. I was the only survivor on the ship so I swam
towards shore. A mermaid swam up to me and said she would grant me
three wishes. For my first wish, I wanted to return to the U.S. The
mermaid granted that wish. My second wish was to have all the money
I would ever need. Wish granted. My third wish was to have sex
with the mermaid. She said, 'I can't grant that wish because
mermaids can't have sex.' So I said, 'How about a little head?'" |
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