Bogley

[packfish]

Crocodile Sundae
 
Two alligators were sitting in the swamp talking. 
 
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and  said,
 "I cain't unnerstand how you're so much bigger 'n me.
 We're the same age, we was the same size as kids.
 I just don't get it."
 
 "Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"

 "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
 
 "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

 "Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by
 The capitol."

 "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
 
 "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer
 One to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on
 The leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

 "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem.
 You ain't getting any real nourishment. See, by the time
 You get done shakin' the shit out of a Politician, there ain't
 Nothin left but an asshole and a briefcase."