Bogley

[packfish]

  John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred 


  young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to

  fertilize the eggs (for you city folks).


  The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the

  soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought

  a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a

  different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was

  performing.



  Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by

  listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch and a

  very fine specimen he was, too.



  But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at

  all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets,

  bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for

  cover.

 

   But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak,

  so it couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on

  to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the

  County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.



  The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize

  But they also granted him the Pulletsurprise award as well.



  Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician

  could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our

  planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them

  when they weren't paying attention.

[MTpockets]

:roflol:

Thank G_d Hillary hasn't learned how to be so sneaky. :haha: