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MTpockets
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject: What My Dad Does |
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Now I heard this really happened...no really.
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,b usinessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Mike was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret named "DaVinci's Decadent Dance Den" and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Mike aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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REDFOX
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MTpockets
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Cirrus2000
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Alex
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DiscGo
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:roflol:
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davis_b_1
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| o so funny |
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denaliguide
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| ba da BING!!! :2thumbs: |
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Mtnman1830
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