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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: Taylorsville, UT
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:23 pm Post subject: I Miss Bill |
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It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious.
From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the
nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,
"I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
Ya gotta love it. |
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davis_b_1
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:19 am Post subject: |
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MTpockets
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:31 am Post subject: |
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| He. He. I couldn't help myself. :haha: |
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DiscGo
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Location: Orem, Utah
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:43 am Post subject: |
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