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DiscGo
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| Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:53 am Post subject: Happy St. Patrick's Day |
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Q: How may Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, we'll just drink in the dark.
Q) Why did God invent whiskey?
A) To keep the Irish from conquering the world.
Two men driving down a road in Dublin they crashed into a tree, at the Enquiry they said that the IRA planted it.
Q. What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?
A. One less drunk.
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DiscGo
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| Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:59 am Post subject: |
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| I like the wedding / funeral joke. :haha: |
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erial
Joined: 22 May 2006
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Location: wake forest nc
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| Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:02 am Post subject: |
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| Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." |
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DiscGo
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| Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:09 am Post subject: |
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| That is awesome! |
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MTpockets
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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erial wrote: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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