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Windwalker



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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:34 pm    Post subject: 10 Reasons To Favor Your Guns Over Women  

10 Reasons To Favor Your Guns Over Women

#10
You can trade in an old 44 and get a new 22.

#9
You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8
If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.

#7
Your primary gun doesn't mind you keeping another gun for back up.

#6
Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5
A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4
Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3
A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2
A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman......

#1
You can put a silencer on a gun!

Ladies, i't's just in fun!
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davis_b_1



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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:25 pm    Post subject:  

:roflol:
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DiscGo



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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:49 pm    Post subject:  

:roflol:

I can't wait to share this with my wife.


#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

Was my favorite
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Mtnman1830



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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:44 pm    Post subject:  

Nice!
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REDFOX



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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:31 pm    Post subject:  

And my wife wonders why I need to have guns! :roflol:
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shagster



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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:12 am    Post subject:  

Looks like I will have to add to the collection. :2thumbs:
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MTpockets



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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:30 am    Post subject:  

:five:
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