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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: Taylorsville, UT
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| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:54 pm Post subject: The Perfect Wal-Mart Greeter |
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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and
wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.
When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teet h with
more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you've got there.
Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would
you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with
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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: Taylorsville, UT
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| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| :haha: :haha: :roflol: |
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DiscGo
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
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Location: Orem, Utah
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| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh man! That is great! :roflol: |
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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: Taylorsville, UT
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| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Somehow I just knew. :nod: |
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DiscGo
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
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Location: Orem, Utah
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| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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I need to figure out a way to work this line in to more conversations.
:haha: |
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davis_b_1
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Location: On www.bogley.com
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| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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| :roflol: |
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Mtnman1830
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| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh my :naughty: :haha: |
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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: Taylorsville, UT
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| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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| yep :naughty: :haha: |
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Scott Card
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Location: Provo, Utah
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| Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:15 am Post subject: |
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| :roflol: I have shared this a couple of times since you posted and the reaction is the same for everyone...... :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: |
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