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davis_b_1
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:59 am Post subject: Wedding Night |
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Michael and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go
back to Michael's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his
mom if Michael and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Michael and Mary up
yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back
to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Michael and Mary up
yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I
think.....I gave him my airplane glue." |
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DiscGo
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
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Location: Orem, Utah
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:13 am Post subject: |
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| Yikes. :haha: |
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tanya
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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| :roflol: ouch!!!! |
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Mtnman1830
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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| gives the whole "til death do you part" a new meaning |
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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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| At least it wasn't superglue. :haha: |
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Sombeech
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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| "Stuck on you" |
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Cirrus2000
Joined: 26 Mar 2006
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Location: Vancouver, BC
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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Sombeech wrote: "Stuck on you"
ON? |
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davis_b_1
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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Cirrus2000 wrote: Sombeech wrote: "Stuck on you"
ON?
or IN |
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Sombeech
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:18 am Post subject: |
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| All I can say is, free piggy back rides for life. |
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