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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
Posts: 254
Location: Taylorsville, UT
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:19 pm Post subject: One for the girls |
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One for the girls
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on & doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts." |
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Wilma
Joined: 29 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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| It's about time there is something for the females in this Almost All Gents Club! :five: |
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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
Posts: 254
Location: Taylorsville, UT
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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| You are welcome. |
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davis_b_1
Joined: 04 Feb 2006
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Location: On www.bogley.com
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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WTG MTpockets it looks like your scoring points with Wilma
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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: Taylorsville, UT
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:30 am Post subject: |
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Ha ha. If the points are anything like my mileage with Delta they'll probably expire before I redeem them.
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