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Sombeech
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Location: The Rubbish Bin
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:49 am Post subject: A good husband |
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A good husband always does right by his wife...
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was
a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it
again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room.
"What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked? |
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Cirrus2000
Joined: 26 Mar 2006
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Location: CYVR
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:55 am Post subject: |
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Could see that one coming about half-way through! :naughty:
:roflol: |
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savanna3313
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
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Location: Southern transplant to Salt Lake
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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The caption for this should read "A Typical Husband" :haha:
It was funny though. :2thumbs: |
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shanehadman
Joined: 08 Feb 2006
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Location: O-TOWN
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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| That is a good one :2thumbs: |
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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: Taylorsville, UT
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh yeah. :haha: :haha: |
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