DiscGo
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 3434
Location: Orem, Utah
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:43 pm Post subject: Old Hunting Joke (that I had not heard in a while) |
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" |
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