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savanna3313
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:53 am Post subject: Lesson for Tarzan |
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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane
said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it
properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Tarzan check for squirrel." |
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tanya
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:57 am Post subject: Re: Lesson for Tarzan |
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savanna3313 wrote: When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane
said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it
properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Tarzan check for squirrel." :roflol: |
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MTpockets
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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Iceaxe
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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| I got a better way of checkin' for squirrels :naughty: |
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MTpockets
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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| I am afraid to ask . . ok, what's the better way? :popcorn: |
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savanna3313
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| Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:15 am Post subject: |
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Iceaxe wrote: I got a better way of checkin' for squirrels :naughty:
Do tell........
:popcorn: |
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Scott P
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| Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: ok, what's the better way?
http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6085692-claims.html |
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savanna3313
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| Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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Scott Patterson wrote: Quote: ok, what's the better way?
http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6085692-claims.html
:lol8: :2thumbs: |
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