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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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Location: Taylorsville, UT
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| Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:06 pm Post subject: Wedding Anniversary |
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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and there was a small box, gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
!!Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday. |
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accadacca
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| Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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MTpockets
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| Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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I got such a laugh from this one I just had to share.
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DiscGo
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