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packfish
Joined: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 280
Location: Cache Valley
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| Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject: pay your bills |
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subject: The moral of the story
Once upon a time, and far far away, lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death,
should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,Horatio the Physician,
Horatio who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the
physician,
exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to
satisfy
his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange
it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the
scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching
powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon
being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio
the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that
tests
had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would
work as
the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and
for
the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
voluptuous
and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon
Slayer
left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found
Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer
couldn't have
cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never
report
this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of
the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer.........
The moral of the story........ Pay your bills |
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MTpockets
Joined: 22 Sep 2006
Posts: 254
Location: Taylorsville, UT
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:22 am Post subject: |
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| :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: Good one. |
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DiscGo
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 3131
Location: Orem, Utah
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:55 am Post subject: Re: pay your bills |
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packfish wrote: subject: The moral of the story
Once upon a time, and far far away, lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death,
should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,Horatio the Physician,
Horatio who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the
physician,
exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to
satisfy
his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange
it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the
scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching
powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon
being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio
the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that
tests
had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would
work as
the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and
for
the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
voluptuous
and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon
Slayer
left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found
Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer
couldn't have
cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never
report
this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of
the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer.........
The moral of the story........ Pay your bills :haha: |
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shagster
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 541
Location: Somewhere in Utah
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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| That's great!! :2thumbs: |
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