packfish
Joined: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 284
Location: Cache Valley
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| Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:01 pm Post subject: Your pet ? |
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> This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
>> pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to
>> buy an unusual pet.
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>> After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug),
>> which came in a little white box to use for his house.
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>> He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
>> decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a
>> drink.
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>> So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
>> with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
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>> This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
> him
>> again, "How about g oing to the bar and having a drink with me?" But
>> again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
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>> So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
>> decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
> against
>> the centipede's house and shouting,"Hey, in there! Would you like to
> go
>> to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
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>> A little voice came out of the box:
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>> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my F*****g shoes."
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