DiscGo
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:42 pm Post subject: God vs Science |
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God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says
to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore.
Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting . show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold
the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt." |
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