 |
Bogley
Outdoor Community
|
| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
funintheslots
Joined: 16 Apr 2005
Posts: 63
Location: SJ, CA
|
| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:11 pm Post subject: True Love |
|
|
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge said, "Well, then, I'll give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually confirm the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas." |
|
| Back to top |
|
tanya
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
Posts: 5829
Location: Las Vegas
|
| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:37 pm Post subject: Re: True Love |
|
|
funintheslots wrote: This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge said, "Well, then, I'll give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually confirm the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?"
Ouch!
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas." |
|
| Back to top |
|
greyhair biker
Joined: 04 Oct 2005
Posts: 3550
Location: GreenRiver, Wy
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:49 am Post subject: |
|
|
| now THATS funny! |
|
| Back to top |
|
| |
|