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Windwalker
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 341
Location: Mount Pleasant
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| Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:08 am Post subject: His & Her Prayers |
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“FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store, a bass boat and lives on a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care!
Amen” |
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rockgremlin
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Location: Hotel California
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tanya
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
Posts: 5712
Location: Ivins, UT
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| Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:52 am Post subject: Re: His & Her Prayers |
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Windwalker wrote: “FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, <---- YES!!!!!!! :2thumbs:
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store, a bass boat and lives on a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care!
Amen”
:roflol: Have to love men. :haha: |
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