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savanna3313

Top Ten Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than
~~ SEX ~~

~~10~~ You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack

~~9~~ If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again

~~8~~ The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some

~~7~~ You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy

~~6~~ The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else

~~5~~ 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy

~~4~~ If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months

~~3~~ It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning

~~2~~ Much less guilt the next morning

~~1~~ If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!

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tanya · Joined: 18 Oct 2005 Posts: 5818 Location: Las Vegas

I love it!

:roflol:

Iceaxe · Joined: 07 Mar 2005 Posts: 7793 Location: Local Bordello

If you think Halloween is better then sex I'm guessing you are not doing something right.... :roflol:

tanya · Joined: 18 Oct 2005 Posts: 5818 Location: Las Vegas

Iceaxe wrote: If you think Halloween is better then sex I'm guessing you are not doing something right.... :roflol:

Maybe you should come and teach us. :naughty:

savanna3313 · Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:19 pm Post subject:

tanya wrote: Iceaxe wrote: If you think Halloween is better then sex I'm guessing you are not doing something right.... :roflol:

Maybe you should come and teach us. :naughty:

I don't know........let's see - a 3 minute bout of passion compared to free chocolate all night ??? hmmmmmm....... :lol8:

Good grief darlin'! I didn't write the damn thing - I just printed it because I thought it was funny. :haha: btw ...... I agree with Tanya. :five: Perhaps that can be your next book......."How to "do it" right" :ne_nau:

:popcorn:

tanya · Joined: 18 Oct 2005 Posts: 5818 Location: Las Vegas

savanna3313 wrote: tanya wrote: Iceaxe wrote: If you think Halloween is better then sex I'm guessing you are not doing something right.... :roflol:

Maybe you should come and teach us. :naughty:

I don't know........let's see - a 3 minute bout of passion compared to free chocolate all night ??? hmmmmmm....... :lol8:

Good grief darlin'! I didn't write the damn thing - I just printed it because I thought it was funny. :haha: btw ...... I agree with Tanya. :five: Perhaps that can be your next book......."How to "do it" right" :ne_nau:

The perfect halloween...

Doing it right for Shane..... Young female, super high heeled shoes, short skirt that covers only have the buttox, push up bra barely covering 36DDD breasts, long - bare tanned legs, long hair, full lips and an intense desire for 46 year old white hair men.

Do I have it right Shane?

Iceaxe · Joined: 07 Mar 2005 Posts: 7793 Location: Local Bordello

:slobber: :slobber: :slobber: :slobber:

Quote: intense desire for 46 year old white hair men.

:lol8:

Just remember... us old guys know stuff :naughty:

Windwalker · Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Posts: 343 Location: Mount Pleasant

Iceaxe wrote:

Just remember... us old guys know stuff :naughty:

Thirty years of being a cop and I "NEVER" had any partner near that nice. Imagine going to a bar fight, the only thing I'd have to pick up off the floor would have been the dropped jaws.

Ice Axe is right "Just remember... us old guys know stuff :naughty:"
We have to, it makes up for everything else we've lost over the years.

Alex · Joined: 27 Sep 2005 Posts: 2552 Location: SLC, UT

Well share it with us young studs then! :roflol:

tanya · Joined: 18 Oct 2005 Posts: 5818 Location: Las Vegas

[quote="Wind Walker]Thirty years of being a cop and I "NEVER" had any partner near that nice. Imagine going to a bar fight, the only thing I'd have to pick up off the floor would have been the dropped jaws.

Ice Axe is right "Just remember... us old guys know stuff :naughty:"
We have to, it makes up for everything else we've lost over the years.[/quote]

You get no argument from me. With a few rare exceptions men are best after age 40!

Alex · Joined: 27 Sep 2005 Posts: 2552 Location: SLC, UT

So what happened to the whole theory of "Women peak late, while men peak early?"

savanna3313 · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:59 am Post subject:

Kazak wrote: So what happened to the whole theory of "Women peak late, while men peak early?"

It's more of a *quality vs quantity* thing. :2thumbs: Of course, if you find a man who can combine both, then make sure you hide him from your girlfriends! :haha:

tanya · Joined: 18 Oct 2005 Posts: 5818 Location: Las Vegas

Kazak wrote: So what happened to the whole theory of "Women peak late, while men peak early?"

Younger men want sex, lots of it. They are sweet... sexy.... charming.. hard to resist. But --- Older men get more perverted and caring in some interesting ways. Older men have also learned to appreciate sex more. I like how a grey haired man looks too. Lines of maturity are sexy in men ---- Like in your boating photo... I love the wrinkles that show when you smile.

Or maybe you are right and it is just us women and I am assuming that the older men are the same? hmmmmmm?

tanya · Joined: 18 Oct 2005 Posts: 5818 Location: Las Vegas

savanna3313 wrote: Kazak wrote: So what happened to the whole theory of "Women peak late, while men peak early?"

It's more of a *quality vs quantity* thing. :2thumbs: Of course, if you find a man who can combine both, then make sure you hide him from your girlfriends! :haha:

See! Savanah knows! As usual she is spot on! :2thumbs:

Alex · Joined: 27 Sep 2005 Posts: 2552 Location: SLC, UT

tanya wrote:

See! Savanah knows! As usual she is spot on! :2thumbs:

Call me perverted or whatever, but the words "spot on" totally meant different meaning to me after I read it.....this whole thread and those words made me think of totally something different....something that Shane would brag about.