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Iceaxe
Joined: 07 Mar 2005
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Location: Local Bordello
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| Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:14 pm Post subject: Do you know me? (PG-13) |
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A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and she say's hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "my god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?”
She said, "No, I’m your sons math teacher." |
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Sombeech
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Location: The Rubbish Bin
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tanya
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
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Location: Las Vegas
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| Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject: Re: Do you know me? (PG-13) |
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Iceaxe wrote: A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and she say's hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "my god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?”
She said, "No, I’m your sons math teacher."
Never give out too much info :roflol: |
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