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rock_ski_cowboy
Joined: 21 Feb 2005
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| Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:54 pm Post subject: Pickup lines |
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Anyone know any good pickup lines (funny, cheesy or just plain effective?) This could be a forum all on its own!
Here are a few to get it started...
CHEESY:
Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got some hot buns.
Are your legs tired.... because they've been running through my mind all day.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together...
Would you like to buy a vowel? .... I was hoping you'd choose I. i'll take a u.
DIRECT/SCANDALOUS:
Do you sleep on your stomach? Could I?
Do you have any plans for about 3 am tonight?
I'd like to cook you breakfast in the morning... How do you like you're eggs? (I heard of someone trying this one and getting the response:... unfertilized!)
FUNNY:
Are your parents retards? Because you're special...
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
EFFECTIVE:
Haven't found one yet. |
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rockgremlin
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Location: Hotel California
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| Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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I always thought that actually picking up someone using pick-up lines was an urban legend. Have they EVER worked for anyone at ANY time? Any success stories would be appreciated.
I always went for the "more-likely-to-be-effective" approach, and just introduced myself, followed up with intelligent conversation. |
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rock_ski_cowboy
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| Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Like I said. Haven't seen an "effective" one yet. I figure as long as you're confident, it doesn't matter what you say, she'll immediately judge you and decide wether you're in or not... |
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Sombeech
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Location: The Rubbish Bin
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| Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:12 am Post subject: |
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I used to have some good ones back in the single days. I would use them anywhere; Boulevard, hockey games, restaurants, and Hollywood Video.
The key is to not care if you get turned down. :naughty: It was actually more fun to say these stupid things, than to actually date the chick.
Most of them were dares.
When they came back with "I have a boyfriend", I would say "that's nice, but I wasn't asking about him". That kept me in the conversation, and had some good turnouts. :afro: |
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accadacca
Joined: 02 Dec 2004
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Location: The Interwebs
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| Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:17 am Post subject: |
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This is hilarious.... :roll_lol:
I found a list here: http://linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html
It even has the success rate. :lol8:
Want to become an expert? http://www.doubleyourdating.com/m/11048/ppc/fp1.asp :naughty: |
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rabiddog
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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| who needs pickup lines? just get em drunk enough and they'll do anything you want!!! :twisted: |
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