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funintheslots
Joined: 16 Apr 2005
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Location: SJ, CA
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| Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject: marriage |
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A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn’t in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes, I do," she replies.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?’"
"I remember that, too," she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today." |
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accadacca
Joined: 02 Dec 2004
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Location: On Your Screen
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| Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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tanya
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
Posts: 5813
Location: St. George, Utah
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| Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:23 pm Post subject: Re: marriage |
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funintheslots wrote: A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn’t in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes, I do," she replies.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?’"
"I remember that, too," she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today."
Ouch!!!! That is bad! |
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rockgremlin
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Location: Hotel California
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:45 am Post subject: Re: marriage |
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funintheslots wrote: The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?’"
I don't understand this part of the joke...
If he was going to send the kid to jail for 20 years if he didn't marry his daughter, then why put a shotgun in his face?
So....is he threatening this kid with imprisonment, or death? :ne_nau: |
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tanya
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
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Location: St. George, Utah
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:07 am Post subject: Re: marriage |
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rockgremlin wrote: funintheslots wrote: The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?’"
I don't understand this part of the joke...
If he was going to send the kid to jail for 20 years if he didn't marry his daughter, then why put a shotgun in his face?
So....is he threatening this kid with imprisonment, or death? :ne_nau:
I assumed she was under-age and having sex with an older man, so the dad could send the older man off to jail by just calling the police. :popcorn: |
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rockgremlin
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Location: Hotel California
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:59 pm Post subject: Re: marriage |
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tanya wrote: I assumed she was under-age and having sex with an older man, so the dad could send the older man off to jail by just calling the police. :popcorn:
Ya, I know. But was he gonna pull the trigger, or call the police if the guy didn't marry his daughter? Which one? And why threaten with a call to police if he has a much more influential item pointed right at his face?!
It just sounds so ridiculous. Wouldn't you be confused if someone stuck the end of a shotgun in your face, and then shouted "I'm gonna call the police if....!"
So are they gonna shoot or call the police on you? Which one? |
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Windwalker
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
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Location: Mount Pleasant
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| Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:22 am Post subject: |
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| ??? I don't understand why there is a problem with the Joke. ??? It's a lite hearted spoof of time served in marriage :hail2thechief: vs time served in jail :twisted: ........ |
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rockgremlin
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:59 am Post subject: |
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Windwalker wrote: ??? I don't understand why there is a problem with the Joke. ??? It's a lite hearted spoof of time served in marriage :hail2thechief: vs time served in jail :twisted: ........
:roll: nevermind...
I get the joke. I got the joke the first time. In fact, I got the joke when I heard it years ago when it was told to me. However, after re-reading it, I got to thinking to myself.......why would someone threaten to call the cops if they're pointing a gun at someone?
You all are looking at the forest......I am focusing on a tree. |
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Windwalker
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
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Location: Mount Pleasant
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| Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:01 am Post subject: |
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""You all are looking at the forest......I am focusing on a tree.""
Stop it. Your starting to sound like a lawyer. :haha: |
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