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savanna3313



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Posts: 1409
Location: Southern transplant to Salt Lake

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:04 am    Post subject: My wife left me.....  

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer.

I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from
grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"


I don't think she'll be back...........
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