funintheslots
Joined: 16 Apr 2005
Posts: 63
Location: SJ, CA
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| Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:16 am Post subject: She's so old... |
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she was an early investor in Apple...the fruit
she actually robbed Peter to pay Paul
she was a fluffer for the Kama Sutra
she got a senior citizen discount to see Birth of a Nation
her social security number is 9
she's the third drawing from the left on the evolutionary chart
she remembers the mini-mall they tore down to build Stonehenge
she won't give her real age because it predates counting
she remembers the best thing BEFORE sliced bread
Methuselah dumped her for a younger woman
she remembers when Helen of Troy's face had only launched a couple of ships
her favorite hobby: Respiration
she majored in Spanish - not the language, the Inquisition
pre-menopause, she had geologic periods
Social life: not Speed Dating - Carbon Dating
she likes older men, but there are none
her first job was a papyrus route
she remembers when if you looked green around the gills you really were
Old Faithful was new and unreliable
Tuesday was hump day
incest was just called "sex"
there was only one way to skin a cat
in school Geology was called Current Events
the Twin Cities were Sodom and Gomorrah
amphibians were just called "show-offs"
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Thanks to Two and a Half Men... |
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