Bogley

[rock_ski_cowboy]

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing
with his new elelctric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop and her son saying:

"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now . ..
cause this is the last stop! All you sons of bitches who are getting
on,
get your asses on the train . . . cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son:
"We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO
HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train . . . but I want you
to use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say:

"All passengers, please remember your things,
thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will
ride
with us again soon."

Then she heard her little darling continue:
"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the
train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added:
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the bitch in the kitchen."