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hesse15 · Joined: 02 Dec 2005 Posts: 378 Location: slc and sardegna

Iceaxe wrote: You just need to answer one of hesse's ads.....

http://uutah.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1361

she's a major hottie :thumb:
Ice you are so nice...guys learn from him!!!!

by the way as Iceaxe is the official women guru of this web site
I propose a guy need his official approval before being allow to hit on a UUTAH' chick
including passing a test like :being a safe canyooneer with major experience ,being able to drink a lot of beer but not stupid to drive after that, being with a sense of humor and things like that

LJ · Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:18 am Post subject:

hesse15 wrote: Iceaxe wrote: You just need to answer one of hesse's ads.....

http://uutah.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1361

she's a major hottie :thumb:
Ice you are so nice...guys learn from him!!!!

by the way as Iceaxe is the official women guru of this web site
I propose a guy need his official approval before being allow to hit on a UUTAH' chick
including passing a test like :being a safe canyooneer with major experience ,being able to drink a lot of beer but not stupid to drive after that, being with a sense of humor and things like that

What she said! We could get you a list Iceaxe...........

Iceaxe · Joined: 07 Mar 2005 Posts: 7759 Location: Local Bordello

Maybe I should just start a new profession.... pimpin' outdoor chicks :haha:

accadacca · Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Posts: 7689 Location: On Your Screen

Iceaxe wrote: Maybe I should just start a new profession.... pimpin' outdoor chicks :haha:
Yeah, we should have a forum area for that! Ice's pimpin' and date line. :wallbash:
I can see it now.......uutah.com "Your Exclusive Place to Meet Outdoor Chicks in Utah"! :roflol:

LJ · Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:26 pm Post subject:

Not sure how I feel about being pimped out - I would have a few minimum (or maybe make that maximum :naughty: ) requirements but I do know DirkHammergate has a better name and outfit for it!

accadacca · Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Posts: 7689 Location: On Your Screen

LJ wrote: I do know DirkHammergate has a better name and outfit for it!
What about Angus? :guitar:

BTW.....goofball your intro thread has been completely hijacked. But you did get some female participation. :naughty:

DirkHammergate · Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 1132 Location: Salt Lake City

LJ wrote: Not sure how I feel about being pimped out - I would have a few minimum (or maybe make that maximum :naughty: ) requirements but I do know DirkHammergate has a better name and outfit for it!

Too bad I'm spoken for and the Spok-e is pretty freakin cool (she lets me play dress up and shit).

Speaking of which, if any of you lameo males need some tips, PM me. Here is my Rookie advice for starters:

1) Send a girl one the following, a card stating that they are either the coolest creature on the planet or that you can't imagine a day under the sun or night under the stars without them (preferably after a few dates or get togethers not to confuse yourself as a raving stalker). I've been pretty successful with that using some careful attentive follow up.
2) If that doesn't work try sending flowers...
3) If number 2 doesn't work try opening a car door for her.
4) If number 3 doesn't work try splitting lunch at Squatters.
5) If number 4 doesn't work try slippin her some Tequila, it rarely fails....
6) If number 5 doesn't work, move on brother....

LJ · Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:11 pm Post subject:

Guys know about women and tequila? That explains a lot..........

accadacca · Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Posts: 7689 Location: On Your Screen

DirkHammergate wrote: Speaking of which, if any of you lameo males need some tips, PM me. ....
:bore: :bs: Dirk is now giving out advice on women???? :comppunch:

LJ · Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:57 pm Post subject:

accadacca wrote: DirkHammergate wrote: Speaking of which, if any of you lameo males need some tips, PM me. ....
:bore: :bs: Dirk is now giving out advice on women???? :comppunch:

I actually was goint to disagree with most of his suggestions except the tequila one. But maybe I'm the strange one - what do the rest of you girls think? Flowers, undying devotion, Squatters, or.... (my freebie outdoor chick tip) - ice cold adult beverages stashed in the pickup vehicle after a off-trail sweltering 20 mile hike followed by foot rub with no flinching at the black nails and blisters. Now that's a way to a girl's heart. :nod:

goofball · Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:54 pm Post subject: hijacked !

but this is good. always nice to get the female participation.

so for iceaxe to hook me up, and all you lovely ladies whom i cannot imagine going a day under the sun or a night under the stars without, here is my reasons to date jason list -

i am very modest about how hot i am and how fortunate any woman will be to land me. :cool2:

like to talk :blahblah:

will adore you in word and deed

i won't pass gas or pick/roll/flick until we know each other pretty well

will definitley have adult... beverages at end of day and will not mind massaging battered feet. and if you get really lucky i might even give that foot a kiss or seductively suck a toe :naughty: and hopefully gag reflex can be controlled because lets be honest, 20 miles ? that can make for a funky foot !

will make sure to let you know how lucky i feel that such an incredible woman finds me appealing.

cheesy ? corny ? sweet ? i am still trying to perfect my game here, obviously, because if i understood women at all i'd be on my 3rd or 4th divorce already. :roll:

DirkHammergate · Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 1132 Location: Salt Lake City

accadacca wrote: DirkHammergate wrote: Speaking of which, if any of you lameo males need some tips, PM me. ....
:bore: :bs: Dirk is now giving out advice on women???? :comppunch:

LOL! If you haven't figured it out yet, its part of my stick...

Iceaxe · Joined: 07 Mar 2005 Posts: 7759 Location: Local Bordello

DirkHammergate wrote:
5) If number 4 doesn't work try slippin her some Tequila, it rarely fails....

TEQUILA.... thats how I met my wife :naughty:

But I took a short cut by skipping steps 1 thru 4 and went directly to step 5.

TEQUILA.... now thats some sound advice :getiton:

DirkHammergate · Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 1132 Location: Salt Lake City

Iceaxe wrote: DirkHammergate wrote:
5) If number 4 doesn't work try slippin her some Tequila, it rarely fails....

TEQUILA.... thats how I met my wife :naughty:

But I took a short cut by skipping steps 1 thru 4 and went directly to step 5.

TEQUILA.... now thats some sound advice :getiton:

I knew someone would understand. I mixed in step 1 through 4 because if you continually jump right to step 5 it could lead to some nasty STDs....

hesse15 · Joined: 02 Dec 2005 Posts: 378 Location: slc and sardegna

LJ wrote: accadacca wrote: DirkHammergate wrote: Speaking of which, if any of you lameo males need some tips, PM me. ....
:bore: :bs: Dirk is now giving out advice on women???? :comppunch:

I actually was goint to disagree with most of his suggestions except the tequila one. But maybe I'm the strange one - what do the rest of you girls think? Flowers, undying devotion, Squatters, or.... (my freebie outdoor chick tip) - ice cold adult beverages stashed in the pickup vehicle after a off-trail sweltering 20 mile hike followed by foot rub with no flinching at the black nails and blisters. Now that's a way to a girl's heart. :nod:
ok
mhhh
i am a little strange because i am not american and i am from a rough island(sardinia) flower:for me are dead plants make me sad when slowly they become ugly
i do not drink hard alchol (bad memoeries from a night at 18th i drank too much sweet coctails not having no fodd the whole day nasty)
but cold beer yes!!!! not picky i drink also a lot of 3.2 not care much
a guy must like foreigner movies with subtitles do not own firearms 8i am very good in pushin bottoms and i do not want get killed)open minded
funny ,i cannot accept shyness (i discover what was in usa)somebody that is active but not crazy scary one
somebody that can tell me the truth and do not scary for stand in a different opinion than mine but able to respect that
a massage ...yeah that is goooddd
that does not mind i have the shortest crappy nails ever (hei long toenails and climbing shoes :nono: )
eah and also the good looking but that can be secondary if the guy is cool
I do like a nice guy that open door but if that is a act of kindness and no just because he want get laidfor now that are my 5 cents
what about treehugger and savanna and tanya ,girls also if you are married you can give the guy advices