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funintheslots
Joined: 16 Apr 2005
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Location: SJ, CA
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| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject: Backstory |
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A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in
Chinatown.
He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.
He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze
rat, and $1000 for the story behind it".
The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.
As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him.
As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.
He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By
the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats
following him.
He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the
bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.
The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so
your back for the story".
The guys says, "no, I was wondering if you have any bronze lawyers?" |
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Iceaxe
Joined: 07 Mar 2005
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Location: Local Bordello
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| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Forget the Lawyer statue.... got any statues of strippers? |
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Sombeech
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
Posts: 12141
Location: The Rubbish Bin
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| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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Iceaxe wrote: Forget the Lawyer statue.... got any statues of strippers?
And the directions for the pier seem strangely similar to that of my house address. |
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derstuka
Joined: 16 Jul 2005
Posts: 1275
Location: San Diego, CA
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| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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Iceaxe wrote: Forget the Lawyer statue.... got any statues of strippers?
That's what I'm talking about!!!! Wooo hooo! :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: |
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