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Iceaxe



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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:50 pm    Post subject: Darwin Award audition  

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david staub



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:54 am    Post subject:  

Which is precisely why I don't own a gun
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jumar



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:56 am    Post subject:  

Because you'd try to shoot a beer off someone's head? :assault: :pitcher: :rifle:
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Iceaxe



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:56 am    Post subject:  

I don't think its the gun.... I'm guessing these guys would make better decisions without the alcohol. :friday: :pitcher: :crazycobasa:
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david staub



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:58 am    Post subject:  

those are the kinds of guys who wear t-shirts that say "guns don't kill people, I kill people"
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Iceaxe



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:11 am    Post subject:  

Actually I thought the guy was a dang good shot...... he hit the bottle dead center. Pretty tough shot considering the pressure and the six pack of beer he just drank.

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david staub



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:13 am    Post subject:  

Honestly, it is hard to be critical of those guys when I think of all the stupid things that my older brother and I used to do and especially the things we used to do to our younger brother.
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Windwalker



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:46 am    Post subject:  

david staub wrote: Which is precisely why I don't own a gun


Utah has laws against such stupidity,"Being in posession of a firearm while intoxicated." Problem for the cops is being in the right place at the right time to make the arrest.

If you enjoy a few sippers on the weekend I admire your decision to not own a firearm.

But it's Curious, that you don't own a gun because other people are stupid. :ne_nau:
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Iceaxe



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:55 am    Post subject:  

david staub wrote: Which is precisely why I don't own a gun

Thanks for the hint.... at least now I know who's house to rob. :haha:

Funny, I used to work for this English guy who hated guns and was always bitching to me about the evils of firearms. This guy was also a really strong Mormon and always kept his chruch mandated two years food supply up-to-date. One day he starts in on me about how I should also keep a two years food supply.... I told him I didn't need a food supply because I owned a gun. He comes back with the smartass answer of "you can't eat a gun". Then I inform him that I know where he lives and if I need food I'll just come take his because I know he doesn't have a gun to stop me.... you should have seen the look on his face.... PRICELESS!!!

My T-shirt reads "Insured by Smith & Wesson" :2guns:
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david staub



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:58 am    Post subject:  

If the day comes that we ever need to use our two year supply, just come on over. I will be the guy out in his yard cooking all of his food to feed anyone that is hungry.

A few weeks ago we were talking in Church about our preparedness. Someone asked about pets. I said that my dog is my meat supply. :haha: I was surprised that no one laughed
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Iceaxe



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:07 pm    Post subject:  

MMMmmmm.... BBQ dog :eat:
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Windwalker



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:13 pm    Post subject:  

IceAxe,

I have my years supply also. Should the time come when there are no groceries on the store shelves come on down. I'll trade you a few supplies for your gun. :roflol: Just joking!

Other than that you better be good and be first to draw. Remember second place is just the first place loser.

Your friend is probably just not a member of the alternate PETA club, "People Enjoying Tasty Animals."

There is nothing in Mormonism that bans guns.
Be friendly to the anti-gunners, you may have to protect them someday.
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jumar



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:24 pm    Post subject:  

I love my guns and am very much mormon :defend:
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Iceaxe



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:31 pm    Post subject:  

Wind Walker wrote:
There is nothing in Mormonism that bans guns.


I understand that.... In fact.... ol' Brigham required every able body male coming to the SLC valley to own and bring a gun.

How is that for a short history lesson :2thumbs:
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Windwalker



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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:18 pm    Post subject:  

Iceaxe wrote: Wind Walker wrote:
There is nothing in Mormonism that bans guns.


I understand that.... In fact.... ol' Brigham required every able body male coming to the SLC valley to own and bring a gun.

How is that for a short history lesson :2thumbs:

No, I hadn't read that. Brigham was a good man dealing with rough times in the church.

By the way "There is nothing in Mormonism that bans guns" was a blank generic statement. Not inplying that anyone misunderstood or believed otherwise.
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