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canyonphile
Joined: 15 Dec 2005
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Location: Coastal CT
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:54 pm Post subject: The train ride - or the mystery of the tunnel |
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Sorry if yer French....
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again. |
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Iceaxe
Joined: 07 Mar 2005
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Location: Local Bordello
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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Windwalker
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
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Location: Mount Pleasant
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| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:43 pm Post subject: Good One |
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:lol8: :lol8: "" I Liked That One"" :lol8: :lol8:
I can even tell this one to my wife, she's not happy with the French for their part in the war. |
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