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sparker1
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Location: St. Petersburg, FL
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:45 am Post subject: Olympic Commentary |
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing m edal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?' |
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KapitanSparrow
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Location: SLC, UT
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:47 am Post subject: |
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| :roflol: :five: |
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bbennett
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:48 am Post subject: |
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| :lol8: :lol8: :lol8: |
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davis_b_1
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:11 am Post subject: |
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| OH my hell, I needed a good laugh :roflol: |
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greyhair biker
Joined: 04 Oct 2005
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Location: GreenRiver, Wy
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:18 am Post subject: |
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| Oh DAMN that's funny stuff right there :roflol: :roflol: :lol8: |
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FROGGER
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Location: Riverton
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:22 am Post subject: |
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| Good stuff... HAHAHAHA |
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accadacca
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:26 am Post subject: |
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denaliguide
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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| i just shot milk out my nose. :roflol: |
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shlingdawg
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Location: Western Washington
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| That's some good stuff right there. :2thumbs: :haha: |
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bbennett
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Location: Springville, UT/Galliano, LA
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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| I just hear Mick and Allen on KBER reciting those on my way home from the trail. Way to beat them to the punch. :2thumbs: |
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