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savanna3313
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
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Location: Southern transplant to Salt Lake
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| Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:59 pm Post subject: Shooting Beavers |
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As a newbie, I may not be able to add much to the information forum here, but I can always come across some good jokes from time to time...
Savanna
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better, I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor said, "My point exactly." |
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derstuka
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| Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Funny sh*t! :lol8: |
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Sombeech
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| Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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That's good stuff! Welcome to the site, savanna3313!
Be sure to introduce yourself in the Newbies section. |
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rockgremlin
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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| :haha: :lol8: Keep em comin' |
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