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JP · Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 6173 Location: Not Sure

AND WE THOUGHT IT ENDED AT CLONED PUPPIES

flinstone · Joined: 02 Jul 2008 Posts: 42 Location: west jordan, Utah

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

sparker1 · Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:38 am Post subject:

I thought Florida got all of these cases. :popcorn:

JP · Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 6173 Location: Not Sure

sparker1 wrote: I thought Florida got all of these cases. :popcorn:
I'm sure she visited there :lol8:

greyhair biker · Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 3641 Location: GreenRiver, Wy

:slobber1: mmmmmm, mink....

accadacca · Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Posts: 8043 Location: 1n73rw3b

WTF!!! Kidnapped a missionary from BYU. :lol8:

Not sure I buy the missionaries story. :nono:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,399321,00.html

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article4476877.ece

rockgremlin · Joined: 09 Dec 2004 Posts: 4195 Location: Alcatraz

Damn! I'd drink that anchorwoman's bathwater!! :slobber:

trackrunner · Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 1089

WTF :lol8:
Quote: Anderson was said to have been wearing a Mormon chastity belt at the time of his kidnapping.

Quote: “I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to.” :lol8:

Quote: During another court hearing her counsel said of Mr Anderson: “Methinks the Mormon doth protest too much . . . you have seen the size of Mr Anderson and you have seen the size of my client.” :lol8:

Wow this story delivers :lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

sparker1 · Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:34 pm Post subject:

By chastity belt, does she mean his underoos? Does being mink-chained to the bed count as "halfies"? :roflol: :roflol:

JP · Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 6173 Location: Not Sure

Cloned-Dog Owner Denies She Is Alleged Rapist, Kidnapper of Mormon Missionary

Thursday , August 07, 2008

The woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists flatly denied early Thursday that she was a bail jumper accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping a male Mormon missionary more than 30 years ago in Surrey, England.

Rumors have been circulating about the true identity of Bernann McKinney, who this week appeared in Seoul with her five cloned pit bull puppies. She and her dogs have been featured in publications around the world since the ground-breaking procedure.

McKinney, who says that she lives in Hollywood, Calif., denied that she was actually Joyce McKinney, who was charged at Epsom Magistrates’ Court in 1977 with false imprisonment. Pictures of Joyce McKinney surfaced, bearing a strong resemblance to Bernann McKinney.

The story of Joyce McKinney is nothing if it is not larger than life. She was accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting the 238-pound Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who had become the object of her passionate affections.

After a brief affair in the United States, Joyce McKinney, then 28, seems to have tracked Anderson, then 19, to Ewell in Surrey, where he had been posted for two years as a door-to-door Mormon missionary.

With the help of a friend she is alleged to have kidnapped him and chained him to a bed in a remote cottage. After apparently failing to persuade him to marry her and father her children she then seems to have forced him to have sex with her. He finally escaped and she was arrested.

Anderson was said to have been wearing a Mormon chastity belt at the time of his kidnapping. Joyce McKinney is also said to have read him religious texts and played him romantic tapes before sexually stimulating him. In her defense, she claimed that it was a bondage game played with his full consent. According to Anderson, after he eventually promised to marry her she loosened his chains and he then escaped.

After three months on remand in Holloway Prison she was released on bail because of failing mental health. She then fled the country using a false passport and was never extradited to stand trial.

Thursday morning from Seoul as she prepared for a television interview Bernann McKinney flatly denied that she was the mysterious Joyce McKinney. “That’s garbage, that’s rot,” she said. “If that is what you want to talk about then I don’t want to talk to you. If you print that rot I will sue you.”

trackrunner · Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 1089

bump to pawn some noobs :haha:

Small world. Talked to my parents this weekend about this. My mom said remember Ken from down the street, yes. That was his companion from his mission. He was his companion when this happened. My parents remember because it was the most unique missionary report when you stand up and tell everyone my companion was kidnapped, assulted, and rapped.

Ken had said that when this guy got home he married his girlfriend imediately.