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Iceaxe
Joined: 07 Mar 2005
Posts: 7938
Location: Local Bordello
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:40 am Post subject: Jokes to offend everyone |
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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why does SomBeech cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'.
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ..' -
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....
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Alex
Joined: 27 Sep 2005
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Location: SLC, UT
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:36 am Post subject: |
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That's some good stuff!
I was wondering why Somebeech comes in to work with his eyes all red all the time.... :lol8: |
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tanya
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
Posts: 5846
Location: Las Vegas
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:38 am Post subject: Re: Jokes to offend everyone |
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
:lol8: :roflol: :lol8: :roflol: :lol8: :five:
Why does SomBeech cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
:haha:
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ..' -
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....
I like the Northern one. :nod: |
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Mooseman70
Joined: 17 Jan 2008
Posts: 627
Location: Salt Lake County, UT
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:43 am Post subject: Re: Jokes to offend everyone |
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tanya wrote: Why does SomBeech cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
OHHHH! Harsh! |
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Richard Barron
Joined: 09 Jul 2005
Posts: 1224
Location: Byng, OK, USA
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes to offend everyone |
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Iceaxe wrote:
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do blonds drink milk?
They're afraid OJ will kill them. |
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DiscGo
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 4302
Location: Orem, Utah
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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| I liked the OJ joke. |
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