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Iceaxe
Joined: 07 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:28 pm Post subject: Canyoneering Tech Tip |
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I think we should start a tech tip section:
I'll go first..... Never fart in a wetsuit..... :2thumbs: |
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rockgremlin
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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Tech tip 2:
If you must fart, try and do it just prior to getting engulfed by a flash flood, thereby creating a buoyant air-suit, that will keep you afloat and protect from abrasions and wall-rock impact. |
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accadacca
Joined: 02 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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| I would die in there from the stench. :lol8: |
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Sombeech
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Location: The Rubbish Bin
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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rockgremlin wrote: If you must fart, try and do it just prior to getting engulfed by a flash flood, thereby creating a buoyant air-suit, that will keep you afloat and protect from abrasions and wall-rock impact.
You would then have a highly flamable flotation device. Third hazard, getting stuck in the log jam. |
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Iceaxe
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| Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:36 am Post subject: |
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| Have you ever noticed how you can just look at a guy and know he is from Colorado :roflol: |
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jumar
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
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Location: Lehi, UT
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| Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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| ROTFLMAO :roflol: |
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Mtnbiker
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| Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Now THAT is funny, I don't care who you are :2thumbs: |
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