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Iceaxe
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:37 am Post subject: BYU - Utah Smack |
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It's rivalry week.... post your best/favorite smack here
This should get things rolling....
Q: How do you get a BYU grad off your porch?
A: You pay him for the pizza.
Q: What's the difference between a litter of puppies and BYU fans?
A: Eventually the puppies grow up and quit whining.
Q: How do you get a BYU cheerleader into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips and throw in an engagement ring.
Did you hear that the BYU library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were destroyed. The football team was very upset because they hadn't colored in two of them yet.
A Utah fan, a BYU fan, a sweet redhead and a stunning blonde are riding on a train. Suddenly the train heads into a tunnel. A loud smack is heard and as the train rides out of the tunnel the BYU fan is rubbing his face.
The redhead thinks: "Serves him right for trying to grab the blonde."
The blonde thinks: "Serves him right for trying to grab the redhead."
The BYU fan thinks: "The Utah fan was probably trying to grab the blonde, missed her and grabbed the redhead instead. Then she tried to smack him in the face and missed."
The Utah fan thinks: "Next tunnel I'm going to smack that stupid BYU fan again."
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CarpeyBiggs
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:23 am Post subject: |
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| UNLV. :roflol: |
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Iceaxe
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:25 am Post subject: |
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| TULSA :roflol: |
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CarpeyBiggs
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:15 am Post subject: |
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Tulsa is 8-3, and is basically in the top 5 in the nation in almost every offensive category. UNLV is 2-9 and DOMINATED you. But hey, if Tulsa makes you feel better about that embarrassment, so be it...
Speaking of embarassing, here is a picture I took of your buddies at RES from last year.
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CarpeyBiggs
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:19 am Post subject: |
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And one more....
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Summit42
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:48 am Post subject: |
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| :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: |
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Iceaxe
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:56 am Post subject: |
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Only a BYU fan would argue quality of loss. :roll:
Let's talk quality of win... Utah has whipped two nationally ranked opponents in UCLA and Louisville.... oh yeah... forgot BYU lost to all the ranked teams they played. :nod:
By the way.... a pic of a couple hot BYU coeds for ya... :lol8:
Q: What's the difference between a BYU coed and an elephant?
A: About 10 pounds.
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CarpeyBiggs
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Nice try Axe. Those are lesbian chicks from Soul Force who came to BYU to protest BYU's stance on homosexuality. If you really want to talk smack, it has to be legit. Don't post pics of people who have no association with BYU.
This one works better.
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rockgremlin
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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WOW!! Scary!!
I think the Utes will win because they beat Wyoming 50-0, and BYU only beat Wyoming 35-10.
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CarpeyBiggs
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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Two University of Utah graduates, and their big day....
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CarpeyBiggs
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Iceaxe
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Q: What does a BYU Co-ed do when alcohol shows up at a party?
A: She pulls her panties back on and leaves.
Q: What do you call a BYU Coed Handgliding?
A: Solar eclipse.
Q: What do you call a 300 pound BYU coed?
A: Anorexic.
Q: What is the difference between a BYU Co-ed heading to the cafeteria and a speeding bullet?
A: Superman can stop the speeding bullet.
Q: What's the difference between a police car and a BYU coed?
A: It takes two police cars to block the road.
Q; Did you hear about the new BYU Coed Doll?
A: You put a ring on her finger and she inflates.
Q: What is the difference between a BYU Coed and Sasquatch?
A: One of them weights 300 lbs has matted hair and stinks and the other has big feet.
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Iceaxe
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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SCOREBOARD... Total wins in series
Utah 53
BYU 32
Sister kissing 4
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CarpeyBiggs
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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Your jokes are cute. I used to laugh at those in 3rd grade. Now try bringing real smack.
Here is an example: Conference Champions. |
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CarpeyBiggs
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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Iceaxe wrote: Let's talk quality of win...
Fair enough, let's talk wins. BYU beat UNLV, as well as the rest of the conference teams they've played. See post above. |
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