Bogley

[Windwalker]

Fairy Magic


A married couple in their early 60s were out
celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet,
romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For
being such an exemplary married couple and for being
faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant
you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand
and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury
liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband'sturn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to
have a wife 30 years younger than me.

"The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the
husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men are ungrateful idiots who
should remember fairies are female (well, at least most of them are.)