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derstuka



Joined: 16 Jul 2005
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Location: San Diego, CA

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:19 pm    Post subject: Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving  

1.Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready
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rockgremlin



Joined: 09 Dec 2004
Posts: 3850
Location: Hotel California

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:26 pm    Post subject:  

:haha: :haha:
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Sombeech



Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving  

derstuka wrote: 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

My favorite. :lol8:
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Windwalker



Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 341
Location: Mount Pleasant

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:19 am    Post subject: Re: Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving  

derstuka wrote:

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?



Ever notice that the more "aged" your meat is the less time it takes??
If not, you will !
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