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Gutpiler_Utahn · Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 291 Location: Orem, UT

Having served an LDS mission in Nevada, we had a random encounter with one John Wayne Bobbit. He was staying with his girlfriend in Fallon and we came by cause she's a member, though she doesn't attend. Anyways, I didn't recognize him but my partner did. He invited us in and we had a little chat. Before we left, John told us that his dog had just had puppies and would we like one. My buddy just said, "I don't know. Are they nuetered?" :roll: He didn't catch the joke (neither did I, not knowing who he was till later) and we went on our way.

sportsman · Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject:

except he was not neutered...lol. I believe the correct term is he had a Penectomy. :roflol:

double moo · Joined: 06 Aug 2005 Posts: 219 Location: Draper

I was golfing early one Saturday morning with some friends. As we approached the T-box at the 15th a Marshall's cart came blasting up to the box. The man hurriedly jumped out noting that they were about to staart a tournament and that we would need to hurry through the remaining holes. He started grabbing signs and banners out of the back of the cart to set up. I kindly asked... "would you like a hand?" He turned revealing that his right arm had been amputated at the elbow... he winked and said he could handle it.

My friends told me I was the coldest bastard they knew for that one. I honestly didn't see the arm until after the statement...

sparker1 · Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:23 pm Post subject:

sportsman wrote: except he was not neutered...lol. I believe the correct term is he had a Penectomy. :roflol:

Silly, they don't remove the penis. They remove the testicles, so I'd call it "Cajone Be Gonee".

sportsman · Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject:

i know on neutering they dont remove the penis. I was talking about what happened to john wayne bobbit