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Don · Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 230 Location: Utah Valley

In Kuwait, waiting to go to Iraq a few years ago, I was at chow with the guys and one (now a good friend, then a new acquaintance) mentioned something about his ex-fiancée. I know a little about ex-fiancées and mine is a terrible & funny story so I blurted out; “Ex-fiancée, that’s got to be a funny story. Tell us about it.” Turns out she was killed by a drunk driver. I still feel bad about that.
He was cool about it; how could I have known? And since he knows how bad I felt about saying it he still gives me crap about it occasionally.
:oops:

savanna3313 · Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 4:04 pm Post subject:

This happened to a really good friend of mine who unfortunately is no longer with us. He was a waiter at a really popular Italian restaurant in New Orleans and one night he was waiting on a rowdy group of patrons. One man in particular was being obnoxious to the point he was actually taking food from the trays meant for another table. My friend finally loses his cool and says to the man "You do that one more time and I'm going to cut your hand off!" With that the man raises his other "hand" which is a prosthetic hook and laughs "Please don't do that.....I've only got one hand left!" :haha: I do believe they left him a rather large tip. :2thumbs:

Ih8grvty · Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 228 Location: Tooele Utah

Ever make an awkward moment?
any new hire that came on the job we used to tell them to ask so and so about his sisters piano lessons if they wanted to hear a great story.
They always did, and so and so could be any of us, and we all knew the drill.
the new hire asked, the person blew up screaming threats and jumping around yelling about his sisters hands being mangled and her hands ruined in a fire or accident or whatever. the room emptied out so the new hire was left standing there alone with a pissed off mad man, great fun!
More than one person has cried. the mad man normally walks out slamming doors while screaming and the new guy stands there frozen in fear or pants to filled with poop to move and stammers on about he was told to ask and it wasnt his fault and hes sorry.
Mean while the rest of the crew was around back of the building listening trying not to laugh to loud and was soon joined by the person who was screaming to give details about looks on faces and what not.
mean? You bet your ass, Funny? YES, especially when you are not the new guy. I was the new guy once, I felt like shit, they left em standing there for 10 minutes before anyone clued me in that it was a joke. That whole time I was only thinking of kicking the guys ass that told me to ask Ed about his sisters piano lessons.

Iceaxe · Joined: 07 Mar 2005 Posts: 7683 Location: Local Bordello

Ih8grvty wrote: mean? You bet your ass, Funny? YES, especially when you are not the new guy.

:2thumbs:

That's what men do best.... screw with each other and then laugh about it.

sportsman · Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject:

See: http://www.bogley.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=115716#115716

:roflol:

abirken · Joined: 22 Feb 2008 Posts: 1352 Location: Colorado

sportsman wrote: See: http://www.bogley.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=115716#115716

:roflol:

HAHA.....real funny. :lol8:

Ih8grvty · Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 228 Location: Tooele Utah

abirken wrote: sportsman wrote: See: http://www.bogley.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=115716#115716

:roflol:

HAHA.....real funny. :lol8:

Actually, it was pretty funny, but I think it would of been funnier had it been a link to the tattoo thread when we all found out it was his daughter in the picture!

This thread was in my head earlier this morning, I swap back and forth depending on when a commercial is on between KBER with bob and tom and X96 Radio from Hell, so when Im in the car this morning on Bob and Tom I heard a segment thats a regular feature now. Its a promotion for Keystone beer, the unsmooth moment...people writing in to share experiences like those in this thread.
First I thought the unsmooth was being related to that crap they call beer, I was disappointed to find out they sponsored it and it was "another unsmooth moment, UNLIKE keystone beer!"

abirken · Joined: 22 Feb 2008 Posts: 1352 Location: Colorado

Ih8grvty wrote: abirken wrote: sportsman wrote: See: http://www.bogley.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=115716#115716

:roflol:

HAHA.....real funny. :lol8:

Actually, it was pretty funny, but I think it would of been funnier had it been a link to the tattoo thread when we all found out it was his daughter in the picture!

This thread was in my head earlier this morning, I swap back and forth depending on when a commercial is on between KBER with bob and tom and X96 Radio from Hell, so when Im in the car this morning on Bob and Tom I heard a segment thats a regular feature now. Its a promotion for Keystone beer, the unsmooth moment...people writing in to share experiences like those in this thread.
First I thought the unsmooth was being related to that crap they call beer, I was disappointed to find out they sponsored it and it was "another unsmooth moment, UNLIKE keystone beer!"

Tell me about it! I am queen of foot in mouth. Obviously!!! NO MORE POSTING PICS OF FAMILY MEMBERS IF ALISON IS IN THE THREAD FOLKS!! HAHA!!!! :roflol:

sportsman · Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:31 am Post subject:

Ih8grvty wrote:
Actually, it was pretty funny, but I think it would of been funnier had it been a link to the tattoo thread when we all found out it was his daughter in the picture!

No, we all found out it was his daughter in the show yer mug thread

Ih8grvty · Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 228 Location: Tooele Utah

sportsman wrote: Ih8grvty wrote:
Actually, it was pretty funny, but I think it would of been funnier had it been a link to the tattoo thread when we all found out it was his daughter in the picture!

No, we all found out it was his daughter in the show yer mug thread

Eh. I normally have several tabs open, sometimes forget where I was or what I read when I close a few and try to carry it from one to another.
Thanks for the correction.

sparker1 · Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:55 am Post subject:

I want to post photos of my family, but I'm afraid Alison will humiliate me.

Ih8grvty · Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 228 Location: Tooele Utah

sparker1 wrote: I want to post photos of my family, but I'm afraid Alison will humiliate me.

I considered doing the same, however Alison does not scare me, The bride being pissed about me posting her picture on the net, that scares me very much!

abirken · Joined: 22 Feb 2008 Posts: 1352 Location: Colorado

sparker1 wrote: I want to post photos of my family, but I'm afraid Alison will humiliate me.

Awwwwwwwwww that makes me feel sad. I wouldn't do that to ya. Instead I would just think your son is a daughter or something delusional. I get a little confused in my old age. HAHA!! :lol8:

abirken · Joined: 22 Feb 2008 Posts: 1352 Location: Colorado

Ih8grvty wrote: sparker1 wrote: I want to post photos of my family, but I'm afraid Alison will humiliate me.

I considered doing the same, however Alison does not scare me, The bride being pissed about me posting her picture on the net, that scares me very much!

I should scare you. :twisted:

Ih8grvty · Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 228 Location: Tooele Utah

abirken wrote: Ih8grvty wrote: sparker1 wrote: I want to post photos of my family, but I'm afraid Alison will humiliate me.

I considered doing the same, however Alison does not scare me, The bride being pissed about me posting her picture on the net, that scares me very much!

I should scare you. :twisted:
I live with the bride, she knows how deep I sleep, and she has threatened to castrate me, tie me to the bed and feed me the missing parts.
That was just for farting in bed!
I also know she is capable of carrying out the threats. That is why I am such a good boy. I wont even go into details about what she said would happen to me if I cheated on her, far to horrid for public ears to ear, an i refuse to pay for all of your psychiatric care after Im sued for writing it down in a public forum.