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Iceaxe · Joined: 07 Mar 2005 Posts: 7756 Location: Local Bordello

Saturday night the Hot Young Stripper Wife and I took off down to the Leprechaun (local tavern) to shot some pool.

So I run into this guy I used to race cars with who had this totally psycho girlfriend. The psycho bitch rammed his Corvette with her 4x4 Chevy truck.... repeatedly..... after she saw him autographing some chicks boob after a race.... which, is not an uncommon practice at a race track.

So being the smooth character I am, I shout across the tavern "Dude, how's the Vette!! What is that Psycho Bitch from hell up to these days?"

His reply, "Why don't you ask her, she's standing right behind you."

:doh:

bbennett · Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject:

:hail2thechief: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :hail2thechief:

rockgremlin · Joined: 09 Dec 2004 Posts: 3915 Location: Hotel California

open mouth, insert foot :roflol:

shlingdawg · Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 665 Location: Western Washington

:roflol: :roflol: I LOVE those moments.......

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

.....when it doesn't happen to me.

accadacca · Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Posts: 7370 Location: On Your Screen

:lol8: :roflol: :lol8: :roflol: :lol8:

FROGGER · Joined: 25 Sep 2007 Posts: 192 Location: Riverton

LOL :nod:

trackrunner · Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 823

My worst one. I was with my high school cross country camp. The leader was giving out trail running safety tips to the freshmen and I, listening in on the conversation, jokingly say to “yield to all grizzly bears.” Right after the words came out of my mouth I soon realized the significance of my words. I had just remembered the leader had been nearly fatally mauled by a grizzly bear years earlier. For hours no one knew where he was, until two hikers just happened to find blood all over the trail and his mangled body not too far away. He almost died out there. I remember at the time I felt so bad I wanted to crawl under a rock and die.
:whoops: :peepwall:

DiscGo · Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 3434 Location: Orem, Utah

:roflol:

Man, that sounds like something I would do, due to my lack of tact. That is just too funny.

abirken · Joined: 22 Feb 2008 Posts: 1951 Location: Colorado

Classic example of ASS COMMENT, FOOT IN MOUTH and I think we've all done it? At least I have.

"When are you going to have that baby? Seems like you've been pregnant forever!"

OOPS! :nono:

Never ask a women when or IF she's pregnant unless you've confirmed it with her OB/GYN.
:nod:

Cirrus2000 · Joined: 26 Mar 2006 Posts: 1154 Location: CYVR

Does anyone else use the expression "fat, dumb and happy"? As in contented? We use it at work on occasion.

I was working with a trainee a few years ago. Very nice girl, quick on the uptake, but really quite overweight. I was explaining how using a certain procedure would be of benefit operationally, and concluded by saying if you do this, "you'll be fat, dumb, and happy." I then looked at her, and started to turn kind of red. I could have then just breezed on, and pretend I'd never said it. But no. First there was the awkward pause. Then I added "No offense." D'OH!

JP · Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 4598 Location: Shelton, CT.

Iceaxe wrote: "Why don't you ask her, she's standing right behind you."

:doh:
Nice :2thumbs:

sparker1 · Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:35 am Post subject:

Many years ago, a new girl came to work. She was overweight, round-faced and had a few noticeable whiskers on her chin. Not very attractive. After a few weeks, she came to me with a question that could have been answered with a simple "No". Without realizing what I was doing, I blurted out "Not by the hair of your chinny-chin-chin". She turned bright red, and I might have, too.

Next time I saw her, she had shaved the chin hair.

greyhair biker · Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 3091 Location: GreenRiver, Wy

sparker1 wrote: Many years ago, a new girl came to work. She was overweight, round-faced and had a few noticeable whiskers on her chin. Not very attractive. After a few weeks, she came to me with a question that could have been answered with a simple "No". Without realizing what I was doing, I blurted out "Not by the hair of your chinny-chin-chin". She turned bright red, and I might have, too.

Next time I saw her, she had shaved the chin hair.
:roflol: now thats funny stuff right there I teelyouwhut :popcorn:

KapitanSparrow · Joined: 29 Apr 2008 Posts: 774 Location: SLC, UT

This is not really funny back awkward. A few years ago I called to chat with a friend at my old job and he transfered me to talk with a girl I knew. I remember hearing that she was pregnant few months earlier so I asked, "How are you feeling? When are you due?" Turns out she miscarried. She was cool about it, understanding that I didn't know, and we moved on with the conversation. But it sucked big time.

Redpb · Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 214 Location: Lehi

KapitanSparrow wrote: Turns out she miscarried. She was cool about it, understanding that I didn't know, and we moved on with the conversation. But it sucked big time.

Yeah, that happened with my sister-in-law. You would have thought someone in the family would have warned me, especially my brother. jackass.